The Recipe of the Thinkers is as Follows:

2 cups all purpose over analyzation

1/2 teaspoon festering questions

1/2 teaspoon awkward conversation

3/4 cup movie narration

1 cup unsalted interior dialogue

1/2 cup over zealous imagination

1 tablespoon ability to create

1 egg


Preheat notebook to 400 degrees. Be sure to fill pen and open Spotify.

Combine Over Analyzation, Awkward Conversation, Interior Dialogue, and Ability to Create in separate bowl.

Add remaining ingredients one at a time (except egg). Make sure to keep blender on highest speed as to whip the mixture together.

Once throughly mixed, place ingredients in notebook.

Wait about 30 minutes. Be sure to proofread finished product.

Finally, take egg and throw it against building for which you have the most adolescent disdain.  Upon the splattering of yolk, begin process once more. Make sure to take a photograph.