SUCK

As I took the AP Form Z exam, I got exactly what Daniel-san was saying. He feel that test are sucking him dry. But the question arises, how much do they suck?

Well, they tend to suck us dry. The suck so much, they actually suck the fun out of our young, virile, and energetic teenage lives. I mean, would in their right mind would let a freaking test suck their teenage years away from them? We constantly toss ourselves into sucky test preps, readings, and meticulous worksheets that have no merit besides their use on the actual test day.

Look at this fact from as an alien sucked in from outer space. Suckish, no? Yes indeed, you intergalactic brain and well traveled eyelids are making quite an earth shattering observation on this issue of suck. The idea of spending a plethora on a stupid (s)ucking test has no usefulness to me, or the betterment of society. So what if a damn sucky college wants your number to be higher. It sucks, it sucks hard but we HAVE to play their game.

Wait,  does the suck have to be real? A wise man once told me "Hit those (s)uckers hard enough and money comes out of their ears" and know I realize what he means. Sucks to be you Colby, Bates, Yale, and Harvard. You produce some of the smartest people in the world, but you fail to realize what your institution sucks at. Your affluent institution sucks at making a kid in rural Maine feel as though they are good enough to attend your school without drowning in a mound of loans (that suck).

You know who's fault this is for sucking so much? Me, I suck at playing the "do this for college" game. I'm not apologizing for this suckish fact. It is what sucking is. An action that sucks crap from other crap. Life is a sucky vacuum. Sometimes it sucks hard. Other times it sucks softly.

Either way it sucks, and sucks often.

(Total number of time the letters S U C K are used in this blog: 30)